there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it's like iHOP with fire
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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