we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
