dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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