why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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