i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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