Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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