Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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