Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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