I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
this will be a night to untag.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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