i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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