I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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