real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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