let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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