You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Randomize
