so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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