Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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