Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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