So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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