Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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