I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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