have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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