just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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