I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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