I hate your face
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She's just so happy...and so naked.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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