think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
