somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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