he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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