This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize