No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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