And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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