ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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