Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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