im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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