You really coming over, don't trick.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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