There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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