just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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