I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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