There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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