I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
