he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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