I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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