I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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