U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I hope mine doesn't look like that
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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