Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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