Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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