Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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