You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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