he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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