Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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