White coat. Heels.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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