marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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