U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
