she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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