Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
God I need to hump something, right now.
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