bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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