He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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