Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
