I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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